An open letter to all SC EMS services


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I realize we've never talked before, so I will introduce myself. My name is Robert. I go by Bobby. I have red hair, blue eyes and I'm a Taurus. I'm not the biggest people person. I really like ketchup. But I'm not writing to tell you about me. No, I have a proposition for you. I'm not sure if you need ambulance …